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  • Well, isn’t that nice

    See what I did there? No? lol. Let me elaborate.

    As I was waking this morning, my partner came to say good morning with a kiss and casually mentioned “The water was being weird when I was showering.” I grew up on a well – so I’m no stranger to the odd things that sometimes happen. When I asked for clarification, he said “There was a lot of pressure at first, and then it just died off and went down to a little trickle.” I hopped out of bed. A quick flick of the faucet in the bathroom confirmed the well was definitely not pumping water. So, while he was still trying to finish getting ready to leave for work at the disgustingly early hour of 5am, I was quickly gathering the last few drops of water from the pressure tank.

    You see, we live in an unincorporated township in Franklin County. Our entire neighborhood has their own water wells and septic tanks. He’s a city boy, so he didn’t understand that the residual pressure from the pressure tank was precious. He probably thought I was half-cocked when I suggested he not flush the toilet or use any more water until I could make sure I had enough set aside for emergency use (and for the critters).

    I assumed the worst, given that I’ve lived here for 10 years and not had any failures yet. But to be thorough, I thought I’d start at power and work my way deeper. I checked the breaker, but it was still on. Next stop, the pressure controller. The gauge was indeed at 0psi. Upon opening the cover, I was greeted with this.

    If you look above the terminals at the contacts, you’ll notice the assembly on the right side has decided to spontaneously disassemble itself. The tiny captive spring had ejected, making it impossible to repair. Faaaaaack. Luckily this is a standard part. Home Depot (aka Homo Depot in the lingo) didn’t have the exact Square D (a VERY common brand of electrical products, typically made by Schneider Electric, I think) part, but the big blue L did. $40 later, and I was ready to get wet… again.

    The pressure switch sits on a small riser off the manifold of the pressure tank. All it does is switch the current from the source to the pump controller. There are a few different models that have higher or lower cutoff pressures (mine turns on at 30psi and off at 50psi). I didn’t want to monkey with changing anything, so I stuck with the pressure values I already had. Once I confirmed the tank was empty (by opening that inconveniently placed blue valve near the floor), I popped the old controller and riser tube off.

    A few quick turns of teflon tape around the ends of the riser was all it took to ensure a leak-free fit. I used a pipe wrench to assist fitting the riser to the controller, then used the controller itself to twist the riser back onto the manifold.

    Why does it always look so sketchy around people’s wells? Mine is no different. I managed to get the power turned back on and just as I got back to the crawlspace, visibly confirmed the pump was turning off at 50psi. (52psi, according to the gauge. Good enough!) I then had to crawl out of the crawl space to turn on the water upstairs so I could ensure the pump turned back on when the pressure dropped to 30psi. After a few cycles, I put the cover back on the controller and called it a success. I’ll check again later for any leaks – but as it looks now, all is leak-free!

    What a way to start a Monday. At least it was something easy and not the pump itself! For that, I’d probably call someone for help. Now it’s time for another coffee and then a hot shower before work!

    March 3, 2025
  • 100 gigabit to the Desktop

    Truly overkill for ANY purpose. But still fun as hell. 😀

    March 2, 2025
  • Windows Server 2025 Diagnostic Data

    Trash. This kind of shit boils my blood. Why would any company pay, quite handsomely might I add, to use software that can not be controlled once installed? This isn’t some cloud hosted app or service, this is Windows Server. That customers run on THEIR OWN HARDWARE. Possibly in a secure enclave, who knows? Why should Microsoft need telemetry data about how customers are using this in private environments? Why is it sent online, why isn’t it gathered and shared when a support case is needed? Why can customers not opt out entirely?

    The real kick in the teeth is that last line. You didn’t read and just clicked enter? Boy, oh boy! Guess what, you just gave Microsoft your browsing history! Information about all your apps, all your usage activity, everything. F. That. For me, it’s #LinuxOrFuckOff.

    PSA: I work at Microsoft. I focus on Cloud. I understand many services gather telemetry data to ensure they’re not being abused, are operating correctly, and users are getting what they paid for. This, however, is not the same. Windoze is not my thing, I don’t get paid on whether customers use it or not. I will help customers use it if they must, but otherwise I focus on software that respects user privacy. Some day my words will probably get me fired, but outspokenness regarding the missteps by the other areas of the company is just one way that I demonstrate to my customers that I have their best interest at heart. Sorry, boss! </grin>

    February 27, 2025
  • Cameron’s American Bistro: Credit Card Required for Restaurant Reservations – NO THANK YOU!

    I wanted to book a reservation at one of my favorite restaurants (well, it USED TO BE a favorite, not anymore!) until I saw this nonsense:

    I don’t know if this is some new thing from OpenTable or if Cameron‘s is just having issues with people not showing, I don’t care. Regardless, I will never consent to this. Forcing your guests who intend to show up for their reservations divulge personal information to a third party in order to offset the cost of those guests who do not make good on their reservations is unacceptable!

    You’re off the list. Goodbye, Cameron’s!

    Edit: I spoke with the restaurant, and while they were aware of this new practice – they were unhappy with it as well! They said Cameron Mitchell themselves (the restaurant is part of a local restaurant group) forced this for all reservations on the holiday weekend. See: https://cameronmitchell.com/ for other restaurants likely practicing this behavior. If you want to call to voice your opinion on this matter, their phone number is +1 (614) 621-3663.

    February 16, 2025
  • UniTel Website Insecurity

    Just got off the phone with Lexi at UniTel who gave ZERO fucks about the fact I was able to log in to someone else’s account. It turns out if you visit https://www.unitelcustomer.com/process-password-recovery-token.php and click Submit, you’re able to reset another user’s password without entering anything! I was able to not only log in, but also view PII ( Name, Address, Phone, Email ) of some dude and his business in Alaska.

    I wrote him an email and Cc’d UniTel’s support team. As for their service, I will not be signing up. Yikes!

    December 27, 2024
  • KB5046740 Breaks CAC Authentication to AVD

    If you’re struggling to log into AVD from a Windoze… ahem, Windows computer with your CAC card… here’s the likely culprit: Update KB5046740.

    From this thread on Reddit, it seems like quite a few others have been running into the issue. I tripped over it this morning, myself. It’s a quick easy fix assuming you have administrative ability to remove the update from your own machine.

    Hit up an administrative command line and drop this command:

    wusa /uninstall /kb:5046740


    Reboot, and try logging in to AVD again! With any luck, you’ll at least be functional until the update is reinstalled. 😛

    December 9, 2024
  • qemu 9.1.1-1 / virt-manager Audio Shenanigans

    The upgrade of qemu packages from 9.1.0-2 to 9.1.1-1 broke the audio output of my Windoze 11 VM that I typically work from. Arch Linux is a rolling release, so it’s not as easy to just specify the version of a package you want to install using any of the normal commands with Pacman – it will try to install / reinstall the latest version available. This means it’s time to downgrade from the pacman cache! Since this upgrade just happened, the packages should still be available. Let’s take a look!

    cd /var/cache/pacman/pkg
    sudo pacman -U qemu-*9.1.0-2-x86_64.pkg.tar.zst

    Once complete, Windoze and Teams were back to squawking like an annoying parrot you just can’t shut up.

    Ongoing discussion of this bug here: https://gitlab.com/qemu-project/qemu/-/issues/2639

    October 25, 2024
  • WTF Google

    It’s no secret that I’ve fallen out of love and into a constant state of disgust with “Big Tech.” Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon… they all do repulsively shady shit that makes me want to swear off tech, sell every gadget I own, and become some kind of Amish hipster. Okay, okay, that might be a bit far – but THIS one is particularly shitty. If you want to be pissed off, too, go read this: https://cybernews.com/security/google-pixel-9-phone-beams-data-and-awaits-commands/

    TL;DR – It’s time to cut these fucks out of your life. Take your data and put it somewhere you control. And if you happen to have one of these phones, check out https://grapheneos.org/

    October 19, 2024
  • High Speed Home Networking

    Sometimes I forget …

    This isn’t “normal” for most other people.

    October 7, 2024
  • Updating Dell XPS 15 9530 Firmware on Linux

    Today marks the first time I’ve updated the BIOS in my Laptop since I bought it. When I initially powered it up, Windows 11 was “installed” (more like present, it took almost 2 hours for it to fully update itself before it was usable) so I used that to update the BIOS and various firmware the first time around. Shortly after that process was complete I formatted the drive and installed Arch Linux. Goodbye, Windoze!

    The only problem with running Linux on a piece of hardware from Dell is that sometimes they don’t support anything other than crummy Windows BS.

    This would typically leave users in a predicament when needing to do things like update their Firmware or BIOS with the latest versions. Luckily there’s a handy platform called Linux Vendor Firmware Service for things just like this! Most of the hardware in the machine supports being updated via this platform, but sadly, my system itself is not listed on the Device List. So while I can update my trackpad, fingerprint reader, USB hubs, and many other devices firmwares, I can not update the BIOS natively within Linux. This was disheartening, as I am not about to reinstall Windoze or make a DOS boot disk just to flash a BIOS update. While poking around on their support website, I came across this little gem:

    All Dell systems from 2015 and later support flashing an updated BIOS from within the boot menu. Note: the BIOS flash ends in an .exe extension. Even though Linux cannot open it natively, the BIOS will deal with it properly.

    Huzzah! Apparently, to update the BIOS, all you have to do is download the .exe file and stuff it onto a FAT32 formatted USB drive. Boot the computer while connected to power, mash F12 to get the One Time Boot menu, and leverage the handy option to Update BIOS. I can confirm this worked perfectly! Click for Detailed instructions

    September 5, 2024
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