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  • Nope.

    You can shove the “payment method ownership” excuse up your ass, Poshmark. This little stunt right here is a blatant grab made to hoover up personal information that is both unnecessary and dangerous to consumers. What a scam!

    For being a clothing platform, your site sucks. You know it’s bad when even eBay is better! (I hate eBay, too, but at least they have their shit together. If you want to see what I’m talking about, go search for your jeans size on both sites. You can’t specify inseam on PM, but you can on eBay!)

    Edit: and I found the pants on eBay CHEAPER and with free shipping! I win. šŸ™‚

    July 18, 2023
  • New Bike Day! 🚲

    While we were in Germany earlier this month, my friend (and coworker) John talked me into buying a new bike. John’s a badass… no shit, like the kind that competes in triathlons, Iron Man challenges, etc. So when he said “buy this bike” I bought the bike he said to get. 🤣

    Parts of the trip are a bit fuzzy from sleep deprived delirium, but I’m almost certain we started this conversation on day 1 while we were enjoying some German brews and pork schnitzel waiting for the hotel to find a room for me. I happened to casually mention that my partner and I were considering getting bikes – and he jumped all over it. His recommendation: the Canyon Grail:ON CF 8

    Anyway, the bike came today. It took about 40 minutes to unpack, put the front wheel on, fasten the seat post, and get the pedals situated. Then it was time for that first ride. I only went through the neighborhood, but #@%& that bike is QUICK! I can’t wait to ride more! (And get new pedals – the ones it came with are impossible!)

    June 20, 2023
  • Azure Cloud Challenge: Lime Survey

    Last week I worked with a team in Germany to deliver an Azure Hackathon. During the hackathon, we decided to create a cloud challenge for the team to work through. These challenges are difficult and require independent critical thinking. The requirements below were developed with the attendees, after which we worked at the whiteboard to develop an agreed upon architecture for implementation. No other instruction was given. Here’s our prompt if you want to give it a try!

    Homeroot.NET wants to leverage the freedom of open source software, LimeSurvey, to solicit direct user feedback using online web surveys. This data and insights will be used to research customer perspectives regarding satisfaction of existing customers as well as new-customer market research. The required infrastructure for this solution must be hosted securely in Azure and take advantage of available solutions that reduce the ongoing operational burden to the O&M teams.Ā 

    The application must be deployed on separate Web and Data tiers. The web tier must be HTTPS only, secured by SSL certificates, and use a custom branded URL (<firstname>survey) within the company’s homeroot.net domain. The hosting platform must run Linux, though no specific distribution is preferred. A staging environment that closely resembles Production should also be available for pre-production change assessment. Backups must be configured such that the application can be restored with hourly granularity should any inadvertent changes be introduced. The solution must have a minimum of 2 active servers for redundancy and load distribution. Any uploaded content must be stored in a geo redundant manner and mounted at /home/site/wwwroot/upload transparently so that the application code does not need to be modified in order to change the storage location.

    The data tier mustĀ  leverage MySQL and must not be accessible from the internet. The MYISAM engine should not be used due to the lack of transaction support which can potentially lead to data loss. It is not necessary for TLS between the Web tier and Data tier, though it is not actively discouraged. The database service must be able to handle 1700 IOPS while still making use of burstable capacity and keeping operational costs to a minimum. Automatic backups of the database must be retained for 10 days and stored on geo redundant storage.

    June 13, 2023
  • Mother’s Day Blast From the Past

    Firstly: Happy Mother’s Day to all you Moms out there.

    While visiting my Mother today she unloaded what amounted to a time capsule into my car! She had three big totes of stuff from as long ago as my first baby shoes to as recent as High School graduation. I’m so tickled she kept all of this stuff for me!

    What REALLY got me going out of all of it was my first MP3 player and my old CD player. I used to be obsessed with music (and technology) when I was younger. This thing had to be from 1999 or something! The moment I walked in the door at home I popped some AAs in it and it still freakin’ powers on! I just need to find a CompactFlash card that will work (I think it came with 64 megabytes?) and find the software to put on it! Anyone remember RealPlayer? lol. šŸ¤“

    May 14, 2023
  • Aquarium Stock List

    I have a 120 gallon tank in my office and these are the inhabitants, past and present. I’ve also included potential additions. Before you flame me, know that they’re only fish that I think are attractive and will likely get along in the existing community based on research of behaviors. I am aware of their potential adult size.

    CURRENT

    Specimen
    CountDate PurchasedRetailerPriceName
    ORA Captive-bred Snowflake Clownfish pair (Amphiprion ocellaris)Fish1
    Reef Systems $150 Kristoff & Anna
    ORA Orchid Dottyback (Pseudochromis fridmani) Fish1
    Reef Systems$50Violet
    Biota Coral Beauty (Centropyge bispinosa)Fish17/3/22Reef Systems$90Little Fish
    Trochus snails (Trochus niloticus)Snail87/3/22Reef Systems$2 ea
    Halloween Hermit Crab (Ciliopagurus strigatus)Crab17/3/22Reef Systems$12.00Mr. Krabbs
    Biota Starry Goby (Asterropteryx semipunctatus)Fish29/3/22Reef Systems$40 eaFreckles & Spots
    Skunk Cleaner Shrimp (Lysmata amboinensis)Shrimp19/3/22Reef Systems$40Jacques
    Engineer Goby (Pholidichthys leucotaenia)Fish29/17/22Matt’s Corals$20 ea
    Biota Captive-Bred Yellow Tang (Zebrasoma flavescens)Fish110/1/22Reef Systems$200Sunny
    Emerald CrabCrab29/3/22Reef Systems$6 ea
    GalaxeaCoral17/3/22Reef Systems$40
    Candy caneCoral1 4 polyp frag7/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Orange RicordeaCoral17/3/22Reef Systems$50
    Multicolor RicordeaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$40
    Yellow RicordeaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Blue RicordeaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    MushroomCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Pulsing XeniaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Blue Ridge Coral17/31/22Reef Systems$25

    DESIRED

    SpecimenCountComparison RetailerEstimated PriceSize
    Biota Captive-Bred Forktail Blenny (Meiacanthus atrodorsalis) 1liveaquaria$35(1-2ā€)
    Squaretail Bristletooth Tang (Ctenochaetus truncatus)1liveaquaria$65small (1.5-2.5ā€)
    Purple Tang (Zebrasoma xanthurum) 1liveaquaria$220small (1.5-2ā€)
    Blue Tang (Paracanthurus hepatus)1liveaquaria$120small/medium (2-3ā€)
    Royal Gramma Basslet (Gramma loreto)1liveaquaria$40large (1.75-2.5ā€)
    Yellow Wrasse (Halichoeres chrysus)1liveaquaria$40small (1.5-3ā€)
    Melanurus Wrasse (Halichoeres melanurus) 1liveaquaria$115medium (2.5-3.5ā€)

    HISTORICAL

    SpeciminCountDate AcquiredDate LostReasonRetailerName
    Firefish (Nemateleotris magnifica) $301

    Behavior
    Rivers to ReefsGarrett
    Purple Firefish (Nemateleotris decora) $60 – Liz1


    Behavior
    Rivers to ReefsLiz
    Royal Gramma Basslet (Gramma loreto) $33.74 – Lenny15/14/22
    ParasitesAquarium AdventureLenny
    Engineer Goby35/14/22
    ParasitesAquarium Adventure
    ORA Sharknose Goby (Elacatinus evelynae)
    $25
    Sharky
    1

    7/31/22

    2/23

    Aggression

    Reef Systems

    Sharky
    May 8, 2023
  • When you’re in “Columbus,” but not in Ohio…

    Had to take a work trip this week. This thought made me chuckle.

    Standing in Columbus Circle, facing Deutsch Bank Center in Manhattan, New York City.

    April 21, 2023
  • Adult onset allergies suck

    I’m becoming increasingly allergic to my cats. They’re perfect – they’re the kind of cats that non-cat people and cat people alike dream about owning. They want cuddles, they seek out attention, they’re playful and fun. I adore them… but it seems as if I’m becoming more allergic by the day. Tonight I laid on the couch watching a Netflix movie with them for a couple hours before bed – but now I’m miserable. My face is red at itchy. My throat is irritated. My eyes feel like plucking them out from my face would be an improvement.

    April 18, 2023
  • An Evening Aboard the Titanic

    An Evening Aboard the Titanic

    We had the opportunity and pleasure to attend An Evening Aboard the Titanic at Refectory Restaurant in Columbus on Monday, April 10th. Chef Richard prepared a four-course dinner recreated from the menu of the RMS Titanic’s First Class cabin the night the ship sank. Guests also enjoyed a private performance by Lyrata, a local string quartet, directly following dessert. The Refectory billed the evening as “A timeless celebration of hubris-infused extravagance!” They were spot on.

    Guests were greeted and allowed to mingle with each other in the entryway with artifacts retrieved from the wreckage of the ship. A local historian was present on-site to answer questions and talk to guests about the artifacts and events of the night the ship was lost.

    Once seated, guests were served a complimentary flute of MoĆ«t & Chandon ImpĆ©rial Brut champagne – vibrant, with intense notes of green apple and citrus fruit. The significance of this selection is that this particular blend was previously known as White Star – similar in name to White Star Line, the British shipping company which lost the famous passenger liner, Titanic, in 1912.

    THE MENU

    White Asparagus and Smoked Salmon
    champagne vinaigrette, herruga caviar

    Scallop Timbale
    leek fondue, lobster sauce

    Tournedos Rossini
    beef tenderloin medallion, foie gras, truffle bordelaise

    Chocolate Charlotte Dome
    candied orange, warm caramel sauce

    Dinner began with a first course that was nothing short of spectacular. This course comprised of white asparagus decoratively plated above a swirl of salmon, which was deliciously creamy with smoky, salty complements afforded by the small amount of cream cheese nestled into the delicately rolled fish – topped by caviar. This course was expertly paired with a Te MATA Estate Cape Crest Sauvignon Blanc of 2021 vintage from Hawkes Bay, New Zealand that exploded with fruit and saltiness.

    The second course Scallop Timbales were soft, custard-like, sweet-savory, and packed with flavor! They were served over a leek fondue and topped with a deliciously rich lobster sauce. I’m a huge fan of scallops and this was my first time ever having the pleasure of eating them served in this fashion – hopefully it’s not my last! This course was paired with a crisp, creamy 2021 MaƧanita Branco white wine from Douro Valley, Portugal.

    The third course, my favorite, consisted of a foie gras topped tenderloin medallion with truffle bordelaise, accompanied by roasted mashed potato and broccoli. The foie gras gave the expertly prepared beef medallion an opulent depth of flavor with its delicate fatty texture and mouth-filling silkiness. I had to ask for extra bread to sop the remaining sauce from my plate! This course was paired with a 2018 vintage Giacomo Fennochio Barolo Bussia from Piedmont, Italy that was dry, warm, and fantastically full bodied. I tend to favor red wines, and this was my absolute favorite of the night!

    The final dessert course was a delicious concoction of chocolate, caramel, and orange. My fiancĆ© was in heaven – we often stopped to express disbelief at the exquisite tastes dancing on our tongues. This course was paired with Sandeman Porto Founder’s Reserve, a ruby port filled with fruit and fire from Douro Valley, Portugal.

    The Lyrata String Quartet took the stage as we finished the last mouth-watering tidbits of our dessert. “They’ve been known to move audiences with their captivating musicality since 2016.” The members of Lyrata are musicians of ProMusica Chamber Orchestra and New Albany Symphony Orchestra, and have performed with ensembles such as The Cleveland Orchestra, Pittsburgh Symphony, Toronto Symphony, The Minnesota Orchestra, Knoxville Symphony and Columbus Symphony. They are the quartet-in-residence at The Refectory Restaurant and have performed in numerous other venues around Columbus.

    The Quartet divided the evening performance into two parts: Above and Below deck. Above deck we were treated to classical, refined pieces that might have been enjoyed during the stately First Class celebrations aboard the ship, including a lesser-known piece by Joplin, Bethena. Once we transitioned below deck, things became more raucous – as if we were at an energetic party in steerage. The numbers seemed to accelerate in both tempo and passion as the show came to a close! I can’t choose between either portions of the performance, as both were exceptional and enthralling!

    Overall, we couldn’t be more thrilled to have been in attendance for this show. Bravo to the musicians, and to Chef Richard – your cooking is absolutely exceptional, I can’t wait for an excuse to return for more!

    April 13, 2023
  • My Favorite Mac Apps 2023

    I’m a Mac despite having worked for Microsoft since 2015. šŸ˜…

    I love the Mac / Apple platform, but also loathe it. The latest changes Apple is pushing are ruining the entire ‘desktop’ experience. As such, I’ve yet to upgrade to Ventura – it’s a hot mess I’d prefer to avoid for as long as humanly possible. To extend Monterey and address some of its shortcomings, these are the apps I can’t seem live without:

    • Homebrew – For all the missing junk Apple doesn’t ship https://brew.sh
    • Amphetamine – Keeps your box awake for long-running stuff https://apps.apple.com/us/app/amphetamine/id937984704?mt=12
    • Mic Drop – set up a PTT (push to talk) hotkey that globally (un)mutes your hardware mic https://apps.apple.com/us/app/mic-drop-mute-manager/id1489816366?mt=12
    • SoundSource – Control audio on external devices, route audio to different playback endpoints, set per app EQ and volume, etc https://rogueamoeba.com/soundsource/
    • Little Snitch – Application Firewall (I don’t pirate apps anymore, but still useful to make sure they’re not doing anything untoward) https://obdev.at/index.html
    • Shottr – Way better screen shot tool, can even replace elements of images https://shottr.cc
    • Later – Restore Apps on your workspace later https://getlater.app
    • Hidden Bar – You’re going to need this when you have an out of control menu bar area https://apps.apple.com/us/app/hidden-bar/id1452453066?mt=12
    • Latest – Update all the Apps you didn’t get from Apple’s App Store https://max.codes/latest/
    • Synergy – Share your mouse and keyboard across machines https://symless.com/synergy
    • Parallels Desktop – Even a Mac guy sometimes needs Windoze for work https://www.parallels.com/products/business
    • 1Blocker – Best ad blocker I’ve found, and it works on iOS too https://apps.apple.com/us/app/1blocker-ad-blocker/id1365531024
    • Alfred – Replace Apple’s janky Spotlight nonsense with something more extensible https://alfred.app
    • iTerm2 – Again, replace Apple’s janky terminal app with something better https://iterm2.com

    I am in no way compensated by or affiliated with any of these Apps or their developers or parent corporations. I just use their software. šŸ¤“

    April 12, 2023
  • First Post

    I’ve been toying with the idea of rebooting this blog. Just some of the usual shenanigans: tech, aquaria, life. Nothing too fancy, either. Last time I got distracted by the complexities of converting markdown to static HTML with Wyam via DevOps and a cake script that deployed it all to an Az Storage account. This time we’re going old-school Wordpr*ss on a Mac Mini in my basement. To new beginnings.

    April 11, 2023
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