Jimmie Lightner

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  • Aquarium Stock List

    I have a 120 gallon tank in my office and these are the inhabitants, past and present. I’ve also included potential additions. Before you flame me, know that they’re only fish that I think are attractive and will likely get along in the existing community based on research of behaviors. I am aware of their potential adult size.

    CURRENT

    Specimen
    CountDate PurchasedRetailerPriceName
    ORA Captive-bred Snowflake Clownfish pair (Amphiprion ocellaris)Fish1
    Reef Systems $150 Kristoff & Anna
    ORA Orchid Dottyback (Pseudochromis fridmani) Fish1
    Reef Systems$50Violet
    Biota Coral Beauty (Centropyge bispinosa)Fish17/3/22Reef Systems$90Little Fish
    Trochus snails (Trochus niloticus)Snail87/3/22Reef Systems$2 ea
    Halloween Hermit Crab (Ciliopagurus strigatus)Crab17/3/22Reef Systems$12.00Mr. Krabbs
    Biota Starry Goby (Asterropteryx semipunctatus)Fish29/3/22Reef Systems$40 eaFreckles & Spots
    Skunk Cleaner Shrimp (Lysmata amboinensis)Shrimp19/3/22Reef Systems$40Jacques
    Engineer Goby (Pholidichthys leucotaenia)Fish29/17/22Matt’s Corals$20 ea
    Biota Captive-Bred Yellow Tang (Zebrasoma flavescens)Fish110/1/22Reef Systems$200Sunny
    Emerald CrabCrab29/3/22Reef Systems$6 ea
    GalaxeaCoral17/3/22Reef Systems$40
    Candy caneCoral1 4 polyp frag7/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Orange RicordeaCoral17/3/22Reef Systems$50
    Multicolor RicordeaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$40
    Yellow RicordeaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Blue RicordeaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    MushroomCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Pulsing XeniaCoral17/31/22Reef Systems$25
    Blue Ridge Coral17/31/22Reef Systems$25

    DESIRED

    SpecimenCountComparison RetailerEstimated PriceSize
    Biota Captive-Bred Forktail Blenny (Meiacanthus atrodorsalis) 1liveaquaria$35(1-2”)
    Squaretail Bristletooth Tang (Ctenochaetus truncatus)1liveaquaria$65small (1.5-2.5”)
    Purple Tang (Zebrasoma xanthurum) 1liveaquaria$220small (1.5-2”)
    Blue Tang (Paracanthurus hepatus)1liveaquaria$120small/medium (2-3”)
    Royal Gramma Basslet (Gramma loreto)1liveaquaria$40large (1.75-2.5”)
    Yellow Wrasse (Halichoeres chrysus)1liveaquaria$40small (1.5-3”)
    Melanurus Wrasse (Halichoeres melanurus) 1liveaquaria$115medium (2.5-3.5”)

    HISTORICAL

    SpeciminCountDate AcquiredDate LostReasonRetailerName
    Firefish (Nemateleotris magnifica) $301

    Behavior
    Rivers to ReefsGarrett
    Purple Firefish (Nemateleotris decora) $60 – Liz1


    Behavior
    Rivers to ReefsLiz
    Royal Gramma Basslet (Gramma loreto) $33.74 – Lenny15/14/22
    ParasitesAquarium AdventureLenny
    Engineer Goby35/14/22
    ParasitesAquarium Adventure
    ORA Sharknose Goby (Elacatinus evelynae)
    $25
    Sharky
    1

    7/31/22

    2/23

    Aggression

    Reef Systems

    Sharky
    May 8, 2023
  • When you’re in “Columbus,” but not in Ohio…

    Had to take a work trip this week. This thought made me chuckle.

    Standing in Columbus Circle, facing Deutsch Bank Center in Manhattan, New York City.

    April 21, 2023
  • Adult onset allergies suck

    I’m becoming increasingly allergic to my cats. They’re perfect – they’re the kind of cats that non-cat people and cat people alike dream about owning. They want cuddles, they seek out attention, they’re playful and fun. I adore them… but it seems as if I’m becoming more allergic by the day. Tonight I laid on the couch watching a Netflix movie with them for a couple hours before bed – but now I’m miserable. My face is red at itchy. My throat is irritated. My eyes feel like plucking them out from my face would be an improvement.

    April 18, 2023
  • An Evening Aboard the Titanic

    An Evening Aboard the Titanic

    We had the opportunity and pleasure to attend An Evening Aboard the Titanic at Refectory Restaurant in Columbus on Monday, April 10th. Chef Richard prepared a four-course dinner recreated from the menu of the RMS Titanic’s First Class cabin the night the ship sank. Guests also enjoyed a private performance by Lyrata, a local string quartet, directly following dessert. The Refectory billed the evening as “A timeless celebration of hubris-infused extravagance!” They were spot on.

    Guests were greeted and allowed to mingle with each other in the entryway with artifacts retrieved from the wreckage of the ship. A local historian was present on-site to answer questions and talk to guests about the artifacts and events of the night the ship was lost.

    Once seated, guests were served a complimentary flute of Moët & Chandon Impérial Brut champagne – vibrant, with intense notes of green apple and citrus fruit. The significance of this selection is that this particular blend was previously known as White Star – similar in name to White Star Line, the British shipping company which lost the famous passenger liner, Titanic, in 1912.

    THE MENU

    White Asparagus and Smoked Salmon
    champagne vinaigrette, herruga caviar

    Scallop Timbale
    leek fondue, lobster sauce

    Tournedos Rossini
    beef tenderloin medallion, foie gras, truffle bordelaise

    Chocolate Charlotte Dome
    candied orange, warm caramel sauce

    Dinner began with a first course that was nothing short of spectacular. This course comprised of white asparagus decoratively plated above a swirl of salmon, which was deliciously creamy with smoky, salty complements afforded by the small amount of cream cheese nestled into the delicately rolled fish – topped by caviar. This course was expertly paired with a Te MATA Estate Cape Crest Sauvignon Blanc of 2021 vintage from Hawkes Bay, New Zealand that exploded with fruit and saltiness.

    The second course Scallop Timbales were soft, custard-like, sweet-savory, and packed with flavor! They were served over a leek fondue and topped with a deliciously rich lobster sauce. I’m a huge fan of scallops and this was my first time ever having the pleasure of eating them served in this fashion – hopefully it’s not my last! This course was paired with a crisp, creamy 2021 Maçanita Branco white wine from Douro Valley, Portugal.

    The third course, my favorite, consisted of a foie gras topped tenderloin medallion with truffle bordelaise, accompanied by roasted mashed potato and broccoli. The foie gras gave the expertly prepared beef medallion an opulent depth of flavor with its delicate fatty texture and mouth-filling silkiness. I had to ask for extra bread to sop the remaining sauce from my plate! This course was paired with a 2018 vintage Giacomo Fennochio Barolo Bussia from Piedmont, Italy that was dry, warm, and fantastically full bodied. I tend to favor red wines, and this was my absolute favorite of the night!

    The final dessert course was a delicious concoction of chocolate, caramel, and orange. My fiancé was in heaven – we often stopped to express disbelief at the exquisite tastes dancing on our tongues. This course was paired with Sandeman Porto Founder’s Reserve, a ruby port filled with fruit and fire from Douro Valley, Portugal.

    The Lyrata String Quartet took the stage as we finished the last mouth-watering tidbits of our dessert. “They’ve been known to move audiences with their captivating musicality since 2016.” The members of Lyrata are musicians of ProMusica Chamber Orchestra and New Albany Symphony Orchestra, and have performed with ensembles such as The Cleveland Orchestra, Pittsburgh Symphony, Toronto Symphony, The Minnesota Orchestra, Knoxville Symphony and Columbus Symphony. They are the quartet-in-residence at The Refectory Restaurant and have performed in numerous other venues around Columbus.

    The Quartet divided the evening performance into two parts: Above and Below deck. Above deck we were treated to classical, refined pieces that might have been enjoyed during the stately First Class celebrations aboard the ship, including a lesser-known piece by Joplin, Bethena. Once we transitioned below deck, things became more raucous – as if we were at an energetic party in steerage. The numbers seemed to accelerate in both tempo and passion as the show came to a close! I can’t choose between either portions of the performance, as both were exceptional and enthralling!

    Overall, we couldn’t be more thrilled to have been in attendance for this show. Bravo to the musicians, and to Chef Richard – your cooking is absolutely exceptional, I can’t wait for an excuse to return for more!

    April 13, 2023
  • My Favorite Mac Apps 2023

    I’m a Mac despite having worked for Microsoft since 2015. 😅

    I love the Mac / Apple platform, but also loathe it. The latest changes Apple is pushing are ruining the entire ‘desktop’ experience. As such, I’ve yet to upgrade to Ventura – it’s a hot mess I’d prefer to avoid for as long as humanly possible. To extend Monterey and address some of its shortcomings, these are the apps I can’t seem live without:

    • Homebrew – For all the missing junk Apple doesn’t ship https://brew.sh
    • Amphetamine – Keeps your box awake for long-running stuff https://apps.apple.com/us/app/amphetamine/id937984704?mt=12
    • Mic Drop – set up a PTT (push to talk) hotkey that globally (un)mutes your hardware mic https://apps.apple.com/us/app/mic-drop-mute-manager/id1489816366?mt=12
    • SoundSource – Control audio on external devices, route audio to different playback endpoints, set per app EQ and volume, etc https://rogueamoeba.com/soundsource/
    • Little Snitch – Application Firewall (I don’t pirate apps anymore, but still useful to make sure they’re not doing anything untoward) https://obdev.at/index.html
    • Shottr – Way better screen shot tool, can even replace elements of images https://shottr.cc
    • Later – Restore Apps on your workspace later https://getlater.app
    • Hidden Bar – You’re going to need this when you have an out of control menu bar area https://apps.apple.com/us/app/hidden-bar/id1452453066?mt=12
    • Latest – Update all the Apps you didn’t get from Apple’s App Store https://max.codes/latest/
    • Synergy – Share your mouse and keyboard across machines https://symless.com/synergy
    • Parallels Desktop – Even a Mac guy sometimes needs Windoze for work https://www.parallels.com/products/business
    • 1Blocker – Best ad blocker I’ve found, and it works on iOS too https://apps.apple.com/us/app/1blocker-ad-blocker/id1365531024
    • Alfred – Replace Apple’s janky Spotlight nonsense with something more extensible https://alfred.app
    • iTerm2 – Again, replace Apple’s janky terminal app with something better https://iterm2.com

    I am in no way compensated by or affiliated with any of these Apps or their developers or parent corporations. I just use their software. 🤓

    April 12, 2023
  • First Post

    I’ve been toying with the idea of rebooting this blog. Just some of the usual shenanigans: tech, aquaria, life. Nothing too fancy, either. Last time I got distracted by the complexities of converting markdown to static HTML with Wyam via DevOps and a cake script that deployed it all to an Az Storage account. This time we’re going old-school Wordpr*ss on a Mac Mini in my basement. To new beginnings.

    April 11, 2023
  • Customizing Configuration Manager Offline Servicing of Operating System Images Temporary File Location

    While working on a presentation for Microsoft’s Minority Student Day here in the Columbus office, I came across an annoyance with Configuration Manager 1610 in my lab. The ConfigMan server in the lab is virtual, hosted on Server 2016 in Hyper-V. The VM’s OS disk is set to be 128GB and stored on a high speed PCIe SSD (Solid State Disk), but an additional 2TB mechanical disk is assigned to this VM for ConfigMan Content, Images, Packages, etc. This normally works great, but when updating an Operating System Image using Scheduled Updates, Configuration Manager will attempt to do all of the WIM operations in a temporary folder on the disk you installed it on – for many, that will be C:. In my case that’s 20+ extra gigabytes I don’t want on the SSD. That’s a whole bunch of additional write operations, a large amount of data, and a better-suited workload for placement on the rotational disk.

    A quick web search turned up this handy article that someone from Microsoft published several years ago. Rather annoyingly, though, the information is a little hard to follow. Right off the bat, if you try connecting to the WMI namespace as suggested in their article, you’re going to have a bad time. You will scratch your head, wonder if this is worth even pursuing, and begrudgingly flip back to the search results to look for a better written article. Unfortunately, you’re not going to find one.

    To attempt to help shed some light on the subject, I thought I’d document my experience with this whole process. So first off, let’s have a look at the steps our well-meaning poster suggested in the original article.

    1. Launch WBEMTest
    2. Connect to the WMI Namespace for Configuration Manager
    3. Query WMI for Offline Servicing Manager settings
    4. Drill down into the properties to change the StagingDrive property
    5. Save the changes

    To get started, launch WBEMTest. Right click your Start button, select Run, type wbemtest into the box, then click okay. A happy little window will show up on your desktop. 

    Now we need to connect to the proper WMI Namespace. Fortunately, you can query these with PowerShell if you’re lost! This is how I determined the error in the original post!

    gwmi -namespace "root" -class "__Namespace" | Select Name
    

    If you followed the original article’s advice to  "Connect to the Configuration Manager namespace on the site server. For example, if your site code is “CCP”, connect to namespace 'rootsmssite_CCP'." you won’t get very far.

    I think the original poster left off several characters, namely ‘\’ where they should have separated root, sms, and site! So, the proper advice here is if your site code is “HHQ” (mine), connect to the namespace using “root\sms\site_HHQ”.

    Once you’re successfully connected, click the Query button and paste in the following substituting your own Site Code for HHQ:

    SELECT * FROM SMS_SCI_Component WHERE SiteCode='HHQ' AND ItemName LIKE 'SMS_OFFLINE_SERVICING_MANAGER%'

    This will hopefully return a Query Result! Double click the result. This will open the Object Editor. 

    Look for and double click Props in the properties list. This will open the Property Editor.

    Click the button titled View Embedded. There will be four objects in an embedded array to inspect in order to find the StagingDrive property. 

    Once you’ve located it, change Value1 in that list to whatever drive letter you want the temporary working folder to be placed on. I’ve chosen E:.

    You’ve come all this way – now for the most important part: Save your changes! If I took screen-shots of every click, this post might tie for a Guinness World Record for Longest Blog Post in Vertical Pixels. So follow loosely – basically click Save and Close for each window. My exact cadence was like so: Click Save Property. Now click Save Object and then click Close. Next, click close on the Query Result. Click Save Property and then click Save Object, and finally click Close. Whew! That was a lot of clicking. You may now exit WBEMTest.

    I’m not sure if you need to restart the Site Server to pick up this change, but the original article mentioned it would be used on the next Offline Servicing run. I bounced my VM for good measure. I truly hope this post was helpful and saved you a bit of headache. With any luck, you were able to switch your temporary working folder to your drive of choice!

    March 23, 2017
  • Home Lab Upgrade

    Azure is fun. It’s more than fun – it’s low-key kind of awesome. With just a few clicks anyone can make pretty much anything they want without having to have hardware on-hand to prop it up. All you need is money (or a sponsored Azure account from your workplace *hint hint*).

    While that’s pretty damn amazing, I missed having a kick-ass home lab. I still have one, don’t get me wrong, but it’s mostly fallen to neglect these days. It’s less of a lab and more of a home control appliance. It powers our home automation, turning lights, heat, etcetera on and off. It monitors the water level in the basement sump, reports effluent volume, charts high and low activity dates. It stores our local backups and files before they’re shipped off to an Azure storage account for off-site backup. It’s become less of a playground and more a real production system that we legitimately depend on.

    I still wax and reminisce about building my lab like any nerd building his computer. There’s something about picking out parts that complement each other, have some exotic performance or capability, or perfectly match the requirements. In my head it affirms my nerd-cred. It’s a physical representation of my membership card. Haha.

    I recently purchased a new gigabit switch with POE to power and connect our security and monitoring systems. Gigabit is typically fast enough for nearly everything we need, certainly so for surveillance and media purposes, but not so much for some of the other things I do with networked storage. I’ve noticed that with multiple machines connecting to the file server I can easily exceed the available bandwidth of a single link there. I toyed around with LACP and port channels (which work great, but still limit each client to 1Gb/s), but thought it might be fun to have something in an entirely different class – I think it’s time to make the step to 10 gig Ethernet.

    I managed to snag a Ubiquiti Networks US-16-XG SFP+ 10 Gig Aggregation switch for fairly cheap. I have some existing Unifi gear that I’ve had pretty decent luck with, so I wanted something that could integrate with that. Luckily they had just released this model (though, also a downside because it’s a bit buggy – more on that in a bit). The DL380P I use as a file / virtualization / automation server didn’t have a 10GbE interface, so I had to procure one of those as well. I ended up with an HP CN1100E for ~$100. It’s a dual port 10G PCIe converged network adapter that does Ethernet, iSCSI, and Fibre Channel (FC) connectivity over 10GbE. I won’t need anything but Ethernet for this deployment, but the price was right!

    The last major piece of the puzzle was cabling. I’ve not forayed into the world of SFP+ before, so I had to learn about optics, DACs, transceivers, and a whole mess of things that I was ignorant of previously. I already have Cat6 strung around the house, so I had hoped to utilize that to connect my desktop to this new 10G switch. I was very wrong. The transceivers for SFP+ RJ45 connectors are something like $300 each – and that’s on the low end of what I was able to find! It takes two per connection, an amount I’m not willing to spend. This particular connection requires a bit more thought. Perhaps a single 100′ run of Fiber would be more economical. The jury is still out on this one.

    Connecting the server and switches was relatively simple. I hopped over to the Ubiquiti community forums and checked out the list of DACs and Optics on the US-16-XGs compatibility list before settling on these iPolex passive DACs I picked up from Amazon. At ~$24 each, they’re fairly cheap. I utilized four of them in the lab rack – two from the US-16-XG to the DL380P, and two to the gigabit POE switch. This configuration essentially allows ~20 (theoretical, real world is obviously less) clients to access the server at their full gigabit line rate. The server connection is aggregated, as well as the inter-switch connection. I’m planning for the desktop to connect directly to the XG, as well, which will allow full 10Gb access to the server once I get the whole fiber thing sorted out.

    Now, about the bugginess of the switch. The US-16-XG was originally a bit finicky about the DACs. Others have reported this issue on the community forums, as well. I was able to get everything working by shifting things to different ports. For whatever reason DACs would work in some ports, but not others. I managed to get everything working, though. Here’s a snippet from the working switch configuration:

    (UBNT) >show fiber-ports optics-info all
    
                             Link Link                                 Nominal
                           Length Length                                   Bit
                             50um 62.5um                                  Rate
    Port     Vendor Name      [m] [m]  Serial Number    Part Number     [Mbps] Rev  Compliance
    -------- ---------------- --- ---- ---------------- ---------------- ----- ---- ----------------
    0/1      OEM              0   0    CSS31GB1516      SFP-H10GB-CU3M   10300 03   DAC
    0/2      OEM              0   0    CSS31GB1523      SFP-H10GB-CU3M   10300 03   DAC
    0/5      OEM              0   0    CSS31GC0602      SFP-H10GB-CU3M   10300 03   DAC
    0/6      OEM              0   0    CSS31GC0601      SFP-H10GB-CU3M   10300 03   DAC

    Overall, I’m happy with this configuration. Now that the server’s network connection is no longer the bottleneck, I can probably live with gigabit to my desktop – but I still dream of 10G! I’ll update the post with whatever I choose to do when I get it figured out. Until next time!

    March 18, 2017
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